How to ace this school year

By Audrey Smiles, staff writer

School has officially started, and I am sure you already know about the massive amounts of homework that are given each night, but this article is here to help. The most important thing to do for homework is just do not do it at all. If you do not do the homework, you can come up with the best lie ever to tell your teacher; my personal favorite is “I tripped, and the paper fell into the shredder.” The next thing you know, your teacher will not give you any more homework because surely they will not give a klutz homework.

Now, this next tip is only for those who have been doing the art of faking homework for a long time. Say you do not really feel like doing the homework, but your buddy does. Make sure you spam them with as many texts as possible until they give you the homework, and then copy their homework word for word. The most important part of this tip is to make sure you even put your friends name on your copy or it will not be believable; for the best results, ask someone your barely know so it will add variety to your work.

As for studying, just do not do it. GPAs mean nothing to colleges, for they only look at how many parties you go to and your number of absences. Using these tips, you can become the best student ever.